@lexfri @blankbaby Lex is setting up his fist fights for Macworld 2014.
@jcenters Also “best place to fall to your death while walking home from a bar.”
@jessespector Brother, can you loan me 22,700 followers so I can also be an Internet celebrity? (And congratulations, that’s pretty cool.)
@sibutcher This tweet set off the Oompah Loompah song in my head.
@blankbaby At a certain point, Accu-Weather should stop using numbers and just say “Easy Bake Oven”.
@inkedmn I’m self-employed, so it’s very important that nothing I say should be attributed to my employer for any reason.
@jcenters Now I’m picturing a cloud service in very short jean cutoffs.
@jeffcarlson Synapses connect neurons together, so in theory, try strapping an Airport Extreme to your head.
@jeffcarlson Well, THERE’S your problem. Tinfoil hats disrupt your connection to the Matrix. You’ll think better, or wake up in a pod.
@danielpunkass Is that us laughing at the NSA, or the NSA laughing that they’re already the men in the middle on the certs?
@flargh Well, not from inside. #UltraManSurvivorsNetwork
@flargh TMo is not shitting about LTE improvement. Have seen more bars in four cities in the last four weeks.
@flargh Try living somewhere that’s actually urbanized, and not just in comparison to @jdalrymple.
@flargh “70 minutes from” as a *plus* is a major symptom of excessive comparison to Canada.
@flargh Hmm. Haven’t noticed poor TMo coverage inside, but HTC1 has wifi calling. Wonder if that’ll be a new iPhone trick.
@flargh On Android it’s a bit of a pain?I’m constantly managing my wifi hotspots. Can lose a call when it grabs and autoconnects somewhere.
@flargh It’s amazing how much we need Project Loon to solve *our* problems as well. 3rd world is great, but some antitrust here, please?
When you pry the hot cup from my cold, dead fingers
CE Week: You win some, you lose some
?@jackattacked: Bottoms came, but order for the top was cancelled! Now what?!? // @tpryan sends the bribe check?
MT ?@wikileaks: NSA/GCHQ is the largest political blackmail machine ever constructed. Hence the fawning.? // Interesting, scary theory.
Could have sworn that the tweet I just read said “Gov. Rick Perry Announces His Failure Plans”
@jcenters We have themes now?
@rgriff Bigger question is why a cemetery thinks a pleasant view is a selling point.
@scalzi Omitting “L”s will cut down on data usage, it’s true.
@kenfisher That sometimes happens when the undercarriage makes contact with the ground — some sort of harmless friction.