• Jeff Carlson:
  Will the person who borrowed my functional synapses this morning please return them?

@jeffcarlson Synapses connect neurons together, so in theory, try strapping an Airport Extreme to your head.

• Jeff Carlson:
  @jeffporten The AirPort keeps slipping off the tinfoil.

@jeffcarlson Well, THERE’S your problem. Tinfoil hats disrupt your connection to the Matrix. You’ll think better, or wake up in a pod.