Conspiracy Theories is the whimsical name of my blog. It used to live on the home page, but as it wasn’t the most professional presentation I can make, I’ve decided to put it behind this disclaimer.

My writing here is highly political and opinionated, and my rhetorical style is profane for sarcastic and humorous purposes. It is most definitely Not Safe For Work. This is a persona I use in my writing that is not how I am in person, and I only use it in non-professional settings.

If we’re all agreed? Have at it. Or you can read my Facebook posts.