@GlennF What about people not from North Carolina, North Dakota, or Byzantium?
@jessespector Philly statistic from the 1980s: every time a SEPTA bus crashed, 80 people filed affidavits saying they were on it.
@marciahofmann don’t worry, the important people already knew you were there.
@antichrista @dmoren Most men I’ve polled have RS images from their mid-20s. Curious if women have the same “pick the best” process.
@mkramer @lukeraff If you’re doing a story on that, that reminds me of the C4 explosion on the MOVE rowhouse.
@mkramer In space, no one can hear Studs Terkel scream.
@rikomatic My inner child died a little when he realized I thought this was an Android post.
@jcenters Set aside the Tonx-0 screwdriver, you’ll need it to take apart your Powenbook.
Phone autocorrected Franklin Institute to Freaking Institute, proving that it is well acquainted with Ben Franklin.
@mclow You’d think they’d like the guy who discovered electricity.
@mclow OH! Nice one. I should’ve caught that, but missed it.
@flargh Hook up iOS 7b4 to automatic blow-up doll inflator, set to “medium high”, wait 5 minutes, install as Mavericks.
@BodyofBreen I saw such beasts at CES, but damned if I know when. Might be in the press release archive?
@MikePanetta Hmmm. That might be an interesting story if a press pass is available.
@robpegoraro Typo alert: missing space after your name in bio.
@robpegoraro Another good way to cut down on web data — all browsers still have “load images” checkbox to turn off.
@jcenters Either way, both are expert at streaming.
@scalzi Could be worse. I’m a straight man who thinks he’s great at singing and dancing.
@mkramer So your take over the world codename is Doctor Sinister?
@erika_owens She has clear grounds for sexual harassment based on what went down before the firing, though.