“@nigelkersten: TSA officer SFO: “what color is that (toy) light saber?” Me: … TSA: “We have different security procedures for Sith & Jedi.” #mademyday”
“We get more done before 8 AM than you do all day” really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
“Amboy” is apparently the Native American word for “oh my god why am I awake this early”. Also, “oil refineries on shorelines”.
Headline that sounds scary as hell, but isn’t: “Massive coronal hole in the sun” http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sunearth/news/gallery/20130618-coronalhole.html
Just realized that the guy sitting next to me is both the first Glass and Chromebook Pixel I’ve seen in the wild. At Starbucks, of course.
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize the reason the wifi is working so well is that you just blew through 3 gigs of LTE data.
My old landlord is advertising at this movie, and showed a lobby sculpture that Heather Hamilton nicknamed Penis Fish Boy.
I traditionally buy a bucket of popcorn, but $8 flipped the Jewish bit to zero.
Thinking of catching 11P show of Man of Steel at the Uptown/Cleveland Park. Any fellow geeks interested?
Is it just me, or did anyone else see a preview for Pacific Rim and hope the title would be Ultra Man?
“@BoobsRadley: STAN RIZZO TOPLESS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD” // Don’t know who this is, but probably better than Frank Rizzo.
Oh, my God. I agree with Glenn Beck on something. #EdwardSnowden
I am being a horrible guest today. In my defense, I’m on a sugar crash from the 853 itty bitty desserts my hosts have fed me.
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you realize you have memorized your buddy’s 30+ character Wi-Fi password.
Might route through Manhattan today on the way to Atlantic City. Anyone around? Attn: Luis Silva, in AC til Tuesday.
Ran into Greer Cheeseman at 8:45 AM. The last time that happened, we loaded a keg of beer on the bus and went to Dartmouth.
Train shave tip: have enough time, lest you accidentally turn yourself into Two Face and have to go on a silver dollar-fueled murder spree.
Which is more dangerous: shaving on train or bus? Train. Any schmuck knows shaving on a bus is impossible, but train is *just maybe OK*.
So… hitchhiking. That’s one crossed off the bucket list.
Note to self: “the hell with it, just make the whole box” may result in a metric fuckton of noodles.