Nonprofit slogan tip: probably not a good idea to put MOVE in big bold letters on baseball caps in Philly.

“@whitehouse: President Obama’s plan to bring all of America’s students into the digital age” // Sure, otherwise it’s harder to watch them. Not everyone uses Verizon.

Thanks to skimming Facebook too fast, I just wondered why Larry Wagner was sponsoring a Krav Maga course.

Samantha Power sounds like either a comic book I read in the 1970s, or a band I liked in the 1980s.

Dreamt new iPod/iPad were elastic, could be compressed to 1-inch square. The UI of the “strip” 7×1 display was pretty cool.

“@ThisMayBeFatal: Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton.”

“@Mike_FTW: RT @BreakingNews Idris Elba to take on role of Doctor Who.” // THAT… would be. SO. AWESOME.

“@bbcdoctorwho: Jenna is not on Twitter, so be wary of imposters!” // Maybe you should have thought of that before making millions of her.

More upset about Matt Smith than Jean Stapleton. I think that officially makes me an asshole.

Yes, my normal morning work process led me to have a browser tab on a $15,000 vibrator. Remembered to close it before leaving for Starbucks.

Just realized: what first names *aside* from Barack is Barry short for? How did it become an English first name?

Attn Eszter Hargittai and other academic sociologists: looking for academic research on smartphone usage in public situations. Much prefer online links; don’t need *that* much data, abstracts are fine.

On this morning’s infinite repeat mental playlist: Frank’s 2,000-Inch TV. Curious to know what the hell I was dreaming that put THAT into rotation.

Ironically, if I had a TARDIS right now, the first thing I would do is jump ahead to the November episode.

Was just reminded of a dream last night in which I played 3-6 limit poker using bologna sandwiches as chips.

Modern Zeno’s Paradox: 1.5 mi to Starbucks. Need Starbucks for the walk to Starbucks. Will it take infinite time to arrive?

Look up Childrens Hospital (the TV show) on your Mac… see a Google Now card on phone saying 10 min drive to Children’s Hosp. of Philly.

“@io9: Doctor Who season finale shows up in the mail a few days early http://on.io9.com/FibRYTk” // amazed this isn’t on BitTorrent already

Not sure what kind of popcorn the guy next to me is eating, but my guess is on “rancid yak butter”.

Google Now amusing fact: it’s decided I work at the Starbucks on Penn campus and automatically shows me traffic maps to there.