So… this happened.

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Listening to a podcast on the health benefits of fasting while at the Rio buffet. If the reverse is also true, I’ll be dead by dawn.

Need a tablet holder for your bathroom? My initial CES coverage: http://tidbits.com/article/14408

The downside of Vegas: I want a nosh, but the closest option will be 5,000 calories.

Schadenfrozen: the joy of checking the weather back home when on the road to warmer places.

There will be a cloud-based sprinkler demoed at CES. This, surprisingly, is not an actual cloud.

This could easily be the logo of CES.
iPad everywhere… | The Vast Jeff Wing Conspiracy

“Kick off the New Media Expo conference experience with a PT-inspired workout with U.S. Army Soldiers.” No thank you, I hope to survive the conference.

On the bright side, it’s nice to know that when my server is hacked, EVERYONE knows to tell me it happened.

Public service announcement: Jenn Phillips rocks so hard she makes Mount Rushmore feel flaccid. That is all.

Now that the Apple Event is winding up, back to: who stole my peanut butter and replaced it with a fitted bedsheet?

I was not fast enough to take a picture of the JeffSTAT ambulance, dammit.

Here’s a question, Bill Hangley and Alex Kudera. Why the hell was it 11A and 11B? Why not 11 and 13?

My father would have sold me to Satan to get the customer base this Starbucks has.

Taking a painkiller with my my morning meds on general principles. Middle-age achievement unlocked.

Yes, that *is* a rubber ducky on my screen, and I *am* doing work.

M&M snack mix bag: 5 servings. Or one breakfast.

Pugwash friends — thinking ahead to Istanbul and Andalo/ISODARCO for SPUSA and personal planning. Drop me a line if you’re going, and if you are/are not in touch with SPUSA these days. (That includes you IS/YP folks!)

Three things that continue to remain jaw-dropping even though I’m used to them: LTE speed, SSD reads, and Retina displays.

Was on Penn campus tonight. Apparently, toga parties are still a thing.