Oh my God. NPR reports that the IRS launched their customer-facing computer systems in the 1960s using assembly language, and they ARE STILL USING IT.

IRS Computer System Crashes A Year After An Official Warning Was Issued

Holy crap, Masterman people. McMaster’s father lived in Philadelphia? Is there a relation? Philadelphia authorities are reportedly investigating ‘suspicious’ death of H.R. McMaster’s elderly father

This could be the dumbest fucking idea, business model, and article I’ve ever seen, all in one go. Building Your Own Online Casino in 5 Minutes: A How-To Guide | NewsBTC

And since it was homeopathic, it had the effect of being treated by a rabid elephant.

Seriously, this is batshit. Homeopath “treated” 4-yr-old boy’s behavior problems with saliva from rabid dog

You guys know that carrying Trump’s water is really going to fuck you in the history books, right? GOP on Twitter

This entire thread is a must-read, but I’ll point you at the shiniest part of the gleaming hypocrisy. Rebecca Vallas on Twitter

This might be useful, people, especially if you work for the Atlanta or Baltimore municipal government. Ransomware | US-CERT

Hey, Chris, I’m sure this will make any Mac the equal of the Surface. :-)

Clever project gives any Mac touchscreen capabilities with $1 worth of hardware
Clever project gives any Mac touchscreen capabilities with $1 worth of hardware

My first protest was 30 years ago, and I’ve had to spend enough time arguing since that the *concept* is legitimate and effective that I’m stunned by these numbers. I think 19 percent might be an undercount of “new,” as that phrasing of the question doesn’t include someone who attended a rally once in college, and is now out the door once a month.

To me, the next question is political coverage, as I’ve seen rallies of 250,000 (Gulf War protests) get the same reporting as rallies of 500 (Tea Party), and that’s the primary driver of effectiveness. Echoes of Vietnam: millions of Americans are taking to the streets.

I’ve wanted to try this for years (assuming I could get my psychiatrist to approve it), but two things stop me: 1) I have no idea how to buy acid, and 2) I have no idea how to reliably know I’m only taking a microdose, as I doubt a dealer is going to be trained as a pharmacist.

Then there’s the whole “go to jail for treating your mental illness” problem. I Microdosed With LSD For A Month And This Is What It Did To Me

Band alums 1987-1990: your microscopic faces are in the DP again. (Apologies, I’ve completely forgotten whether some of you were on the field that day.) One Summer at Band Camp: Married Couples Who Met in Penn Band