I’m about to see Avengers and it’s apparently affected my brain, as I thought this said, “across the Justice League.” Who the commencement speakers will be across the Ivy League

The $10 and $15 plans add some missing options that kept me away from MoviePass. Sure, I can’t watch 20 movies a month, but who needs that much popcorn? MoviePass competitor Sinemia offers movie plans starting at $5/month

I wrote a thing. It’s exactly what it says on the tin.

1,300 words about the North Korean diplomatic crisis, with jokes | The Vast Jeff Wing Conspiracy

I think this is the first time I’ve heard the spoiler 36 years in advance. Marvel’s Cloak & Dagger

Gee, the people who were openly mocked with scathing satire didn’t feel comfortable and entertained. I especially like the WHCD attendee, who’s also the chairman of the American Conservative Union, saying that a comedian is elite and he isn’t.

He’s just fucking with you, you know that, right?

Watch the act, it’s mostly genius. Comedian Faces Criticism After Controversial Remarks At D.C. Gala

OMFG, confirmed, as simply perfect in Siri voice. iPhone’s weirdest glitch yet: Ask Siri to define “mother” twice, learn a bad word

This story had something new that made my brain explode in every paragraph. ‘White Holes’ May Be the Secret Ingredient in Mysterious Dark Matter

Well, yes, but Brokaw has heretofore seemed to be a decent human being, whereas Ailes was a festering pustule. Maria Shriver, Rachel Maddow and 62 Other Women Sign Letter Supporting Tom Brokaw Amid Allegations

We’re the snowflakes, but I’m guessing this guy, whose “sense of being American” was offended, wasn’t led out in handcuffs and held for 12 hours. Judge rules bar was allowed to kick out Trump supporter

It finally happened, Facebook showed me a useful ad. Philly folks, this looks awesome. Free, Wednesday evening at Drexel. Drexel University College of Arts and Sciences