Well… shit. Terry, Bill, y’all aren’t there, right?

Police respond to report of shooter at YouTube headquarters in California

#1: do not look at pictures of large quantities of food Washington Post on Twitter

Gotta love it when reporters, whose lives are spent dealing with PR flacks and biased sources making their lives hell, are told to be PR flacks and biased sources. Hillary Warned Us on Twitter

I think this held up. Jeff

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Crap, I just totally figured out what augmented reality app is going to make a billion dollars in around ten years Squeezing stress balls not as effective as punching someone in the face, finds study

Actually, this would be an awesome way to go ~Marietta? on Twitter

Not quite joking when I say that anyone with that much resemblance to Ivanka should probably look elsewhere Former Disney Star Caroline Sunshine Joins The Trump White House

I agree that it kind of sucks to lose cheap lunch options, but the only way you could call 3401 Walnut a West Philly microcosm is if you never go west of 40th Street. It was Penn students, staff, and a smattering of HUP visitors. Surprising this got published, IMO. OPINION | Penn’s New Food Hall: $10 Ice Cream and a Slice of Gentrification

HOW AM I ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW

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Awesome. (Click through to all four pictures.) Abby Spice, ? Mama on Twitter

Nation’s Ivy Leaguers Share Hearty Laugh That Dartmouth Grad Thinks She Can Talk Shit On Anyone

Turns out the ugly bags of mostly water are double-bagged Scientists think they found a new human organ—a fluid-filled “shock absorber”

Then they get offended when we fly over them AP Central U.S. on Twitter

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Wow, Sean, a guy who writes books should know that “promote” means the exact opposite of that Philly.com on Twitter

I was unaware the Darwin Award had a training program ‘Flat-Earther’ launches himself into the air in a homemade rocket