• Chris Breen:
    Anyone have a recommendation for a multi-device iOS 30-pin charging station?

I saw such beasts at CES, but damned if I know when. Might be in the press release archive?

  • Mike Panetta:
    I’m speaking at Social Media for Gov. & Nonprofit Communications Training Sep 16-19. Mention my name & get $400 off!

Hmmm. That might be an interesting story if a press pass is available.

Phone autocorrected Franklin Institute to Freaking Institute, proving that it is well acquainted with Ben Franklin.

  • John Scalzi:
    At the movies to watch Wolverine. Not for Hugh Jackman’s toned, well-oiled body BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT. Oh who am I kidding I would do him.

Could be worse. I’m a straight man who thinks he’s great at singing and dancing.

  • Melody Joy Kramer:
    Yes I am the only Kramer child who is not a physician or physician-in-training.

So your take over the world codename is Doctor Sinister?

  • erika owens:
    Did you think that unbelievable story about being fired for being too attractive was over? Nope.

She has clear grounds for sexual harassment based on what went down before the firing, though.

  • Jesse Spector:
    Hey, I got verified on Twitter today. That is odd.

Brother, can you loan me 22,700 followers so I can also be an Internet celebrity? (And congratulations, that’s pretty cool.)

  • Brett Kelly:
    Unless your bio explicitly states otherwise, I?m going to assume that anything you say on Twitter reflects the opinion of your employer.

I’m self-employed, so it’s very important that nothing I say should be attributed to my employer for any reason.

  • Jeff Carlson:
    Will the person who borrowed my functional synapses this morning please return them?

Synapses connect neurons together, so in theory, try strapping an Airport Extreme to your head.

  • Jeff Carlson:
    The AirPort keeps slipping off the tinfoil.

Well, THERE’S your problem. Tinfoil hats disrupt your connection to the Matrix. You’ll think better, or wake up in a pod.