@kelly_heather Currently downloading app updates and having @rgriff’s experience. Upon tweeting this, I shall immediately kernel panic.

@kelly_heather @rgriff Updating my iPhone at a bar. I shall immediately inquire if they serve fig newtons.

@rgriff @kelly_heather Waiting for reboot. Only thing that’s crashy is iTunes, but that’s almost a relief; I couldn’t handle stable iTunes.

@rgriff @kelly_heather Saw this just before my iPhone restarted with 8, and now filled with existential dread waiting for it.

@jcenters @glennf In Philadelphia, we smoke all of our salmon, most of our pork, and 2/3rds of our pedestrians.

@williamrdickson @adamengst @geoffduncan @jeffcarlson I assume that Reachability will be better for that than we’ve seen before on Android.

@jeffcarlson @adamengst Yes, I’m already writing with my Engst glasses on to self-censor what Adam will cut. Hoping one clause makes it….

@adamengst Wait, did you just edit @jeffcarlson’s quote about pocketability? Because right now, I’m citing that.

@jeffcarlson @tidbits @geoffduncan Excellent, thank you. Silly me, I was looking at articles with your byline.

@jeffcarlson @tidbits @geoffduncan I believe you, Jeff, I’m just looking for a link to where you said so.

@geoffduncan @jeffcarlson @tidbits Dammit, Geoff, don’t steal my joke before @adamengst sees my article. (Off to rewrite….)

@jeffcarlson I have a note that you’re on record with iPhone 6+ being pants-pocketable. Need citation so I can gently mock you on @TidBITS.

@macsales @flargh One Wicked Curmudgeon?

@thorntonmh on the bright side, your leg protected your cojones.

@jeffcarlson @jcenters Apple armor would probably be way too thin to fit me.

@siegel @GlennF Wait, that’s not what /private is for?

@adamengst @kvanh gotta assume the spider is twice as pissed off as you are.

@GlennF I Mar-Vell at your puns.