@jcenters you just don’t want to admit where you put the stipple portrait of @adamengst.

.@penn Break the existence of “Fart Proudly” to @situtevas_ gently.

@jessespector my usual, PCOM special. Not as good as it was in 1988, but still awesome.

@jessespector FYI: your DP review is still posted on the deli case at Koch’s.

@macgenie @MacworldExpo @AppCamp4Girls if @verso is the Energizer Bunny, is @flargh the drum?

@mkramer http://t.co/aNzBZJF7ZW?

@glennf Keep the copper oxygen free by only listening in anaerobic environments.

@glennf Use of Goatse Considered Harmful

@jessespector Got excited by your tweet about Osi, until I realized you didn’t say OS1 and it wasn’t about Her.

@moltz @jsnell Now have “Frank’s 2000-inch TV” playing on Earworm Radio, thanks to you two.

@mkramer I read that as, “Portland to open America’s first racing cat cafe.” Which would be extremely amusing.

@mcelhearn NSA: “We’re not done until I say we’re done.”

@glennf @gruber @stevebellovin This assumes a priori that this was NSA rather than accidental. I don’t necessarily agree, but *if* it is…

@glennf @gruber Will read @stevebellovin asap. But I can believe “broad poor vector” as tradeoff for “plausible deniability.” (1/2)

@glennf @gruber @stevebellovin More reading material for this weekend…. Thanks, I think.

@glennf Track record since Clinton: engineer/ask for wide open doors, hope for security-through-obscurity to prevent anyone else using it.

@glennf You have more faith in NSA than I do, based on your “over-broad” conclusions with @gruber. (1/2)

@smorr That’s… amazing.

@titlecharacter GMTA on @mkramer drunken Thai puns.

@mkramer 48 hours? That’s like a keg of drunken noodles.