RT @bearsaremean: if theres a god, he hates this guy, this one specific guy, and its very very personal https://t.co/8PP8I4JtBb

@atlauren @jcenters it’s already running Classic OS 9.2. Word 5.1 is probably a simple port in Xcode.

@atlauren @jcenters iPhone 7 will restore the 3.5in floppy drive. You heard it here first.

@jcenters haven’t seen it, but I’m getting used to franchises with multiple timelines.

@robpegoraro I wouldn’t have believed that was physically possible.

@glennf Must be the holidays. I’m feeling effervescent and funny again. It’ll pass, I’m sure.

@glennf Or Timelords. https://t.co/g264w4AwpM

@GlennF I wanted one of those, so I signed up on Rindr.

@jcenters free download, sponsored by Warby Parker.

@mrbrettkelly @chartier also depends on how long it takes to recharge.

@jeffcarlson @tonyaengst @marcoarment or find a friend and swap second colors.

@rgriff if @GlennF buys an Apple Watch Edition and installs the Twitter client, the gold will melt.

@kudera Van Pelt is open to the public daytimes, Penn-only evenings and weekends.

RT @jcenters: Excited by Apple’s new products? @jeffporten isn’t. Here’s why: http://t.co/KL6jSsYGT8

@dsnestle I don’t buy it. Bring the smart phone so you’re productive until the meeting begins. Then put the damn thing down.

@jcenters Steve Jobs is the Doctor?