Someone at OKCupid has a sense of humor.

Last Online: Online now!
Ethnicity: Other
Height: —
Body Type: Curvy
Diet: Mostly anything
Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially
Drugs: Never
Religion: —
Sign: Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education: Dropped out of space camp
Job: Hospitality / Travel
Income: —
Children: Dislikes children
Pets: Likes cats
Speaks: English (Poorly)

My self-summary
I am a large tropical storm system characterized by high winds and numerous thunderstorms.

ESFJ

What I’m doing with my life
Just kind of blowing my way up the eastern seaboard; it’s like I go to Wellesley.

I’m really good at
Inspiring contagious idiocy: Hurricanepocalypse 2011, #GhettoHurricaneNames, etc.

The first things people usually notice about me
100 mph winds.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
The Perfect Storm

Movies
Armageddon, Twister, The Day After Tomorrow

Music
Sounds of Nature: Tranquility, Vol. 2

Shows
The Wire

The six things I could never do without
A maritime tropical air mass
Evaporation
Condensation
The Tropopause
A large low-pressure center
Densely populated urban zones

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding the right guy to settle down to start a family. Just kidding: death, flooding, mayhem, panic, property loss, and is it possible for me to pick up a shark from the ocean and hurl it at Michele Bachmann?

On a typical Friday night I am
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play rough.

I’m looking for
Everybody
Ages 18-99
Near me
For new friends