Tom Negrino @negrino:
Perhaps the most dumbass thing seen on a newspaper site: “Pop Culture Quiz: Test your knowledge of tweets from stars like Britney Spears.”

@negrino I am already presumptively proud of my 0% score.

Tom Negrino @negrino:
@jeffporten You and me both, pal.

Rob Pegoraro @robpegoraro:
On @usatodaytech, a checklist if you get asked to give anybody’s computer a checkup over the holidays: usatoday.com/story/tech/col

@robpegoraro 1. “No.” 2. “Would you ask my cousin the doctor for a checkup?” 3. “Pass the Doritos.”

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I’m too beautiful to be hired, according to the Iowa Supreme Court.

Kathryn @Kathryn_L_P:
@GlennF oh, you can be hired. you just can’t stay hired

@Kathryn_L_P @glennf I’m investing in the Iowa Sackcloth Manufactory.

Kathryn @Kathryn_L_P:
@jeffporten @GlennF for women to wear to work? sounds itchy, prefer to take my chances with polyester

@Kathryn_L_P @glennf but if the goal is subjugating women as second-class, sackcloth is sorta traditional.

Kathryn @Kathryn_L_P:
@jeffporten @GlennF This is not abt her attractiveness. Is abt his perception of OWN. Claims fear of “having” affair. Why can’t she say no?

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@Kathryn_L_P @jeffporten Saw an interview, too. She was freaked out that the guy she worked for for years was harboring this.

@TheOnion: Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don’t Know Dance Moves To National Anthem onion.com/TdMHIq”// YMCA rejected as “too gay” by GOP

Just discovered the Unicode character PILE OF POO: 💩. If that’s not a happyface dogshit for you, try here: jwz.org/blog/2012/02/u

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
A Seattle Times reader says incoming iPhone 5 calls over Bluetooth not recognized in car integration. True? I don’t have this setup.

TJ Luoma @TJLuoma:
@GlennF I keep waiting for them to fix it in a point release, but really this is stuff that they shouldn’t be breaking anymore.

@TJLuoma @glennf Data point: I just attempted to play music through a BT mono headset. iPhone refused to send it there.

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
@jeffporten @TJLuoma @glennf bt headsets can register as a stereo device or just a mono headset. One plays music, one doesn’t.

@kvanh @tjluoma @glennf <Latella>Oh. Never mind.</Latella>

Already trying to use Instapaper gestures in The Magazine. @glennf, maybe you should hire that guy. Or am I missing a setting?

A tweet from @glennf just reminded me to subscribe to @TheMagazineApp, so his Twitter time now paying off at $1.6411152987e-5 per tweet.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@ginatrapani That is interesting insight. What did you think about Serenity’s “superheroes” piece, though? Did that have that “you should”?

Gina Trapani @ginatrapani:
@GlennF answer to your question: No, that piece did not have the “should” tone to it.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@ginatrapani to contribute if they didn’t pitch (had this problem in tech conf biz). Now, I just do it. It’s what’s needed

Gina Trapani @ginatrapani:
@GlennF yup, exactly

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@ginatrapani I agonize less about inclusiveness as I age. I just include.

@GlennF @ginatrapani This male self-identified feminist is having trouble with the idea that “should” voice is necessarily masculine.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I don’t block people typically because I don’t like what they say. I block because they fill my @ mention stream. #unmentionables

Scott McNulty @blankbaby:
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Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@blankbaby UNFOLLOW SATURDAYS IS MY NEW TRADITION #US

@GlennF @blankbaby Oddly, the Talmud DOES have an opinion about unfollowing on Saturdays.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I’m feeling based on MSM coverage alone that shift on NRA has happened. Has someone published an expose on their finances?

@GlennF same “shift” happened after Columbine. Without major legislation, it drifted back to status quo.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Not like this. I remember NRA getting a pass b/c everyone freaked out by political will.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
We have friends whose family is so photogenic their Christmas card could be the photo that comes with a picture frame.

@GlennF I guess picking out gifts for them is pretty simple then.

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
I have 15 apps on my phone for timing, alerting or reminding me. I still fail at time management. I even regularly use about 5 of those.

@kvanh ever read The Now Habit?

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
@jeffporten I’m still reading Driven to Distraction, don’t try and change what little focus I have!

@kvanh make that the next one. Neal Fiore.

@stephenfhayes: Paul Ryan ally tells me talk of Ryan challenging John Boehner for Speaker is “crazy.”” // like that stops GOP?

Kelly Guimont @verso:
Last weeks TV is still available! 37″ Samsung tv, $200. First reply gets it. pic.twitter.com/pUKWKzDW

@verso FIRST reply? But I wasn’t bidding, I was just scratching my ear!

Melody Kramer @mkramer:
Baking cookies and watching Love Actually with ’05/6 @pennband‘os. A timeless holiday tradition, started in 2008.

@mkramer @pennband That’s adorable.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I like our new president, much better negotiator than the one we had the last four years: bit.ly/UffayH

@GlennF we are both hoping for Obama dayenu. jeffporten.com/?p=4401

Experiencing brainlock: need utility that triggers macros, i.e., “When tethered to iPhone, stop friggin’ podcast d/ls.” Suggestions?

@jeffporten Just looked for Proxi, but it appears to be dead.

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
@jeffporten Sidekick? Although it seems to use geo-location. oomphalot.com/sidekick/

@kvanh Hmm. Might be useful for other stuff.

Sharon Hill @IDoubtIt:
Cranial deformation is not ALIEN « Doubtful bit.ly/UemFpM

@IDoubtIt But that won’t stop me from hitting myself in the head with a shoe until I get a spaceship.