Heisenclever: that feeling you get squashing a bug you wrote, which took a real dipshit to write in the first place.

  • Glenn Fleishman:
    The children made logical arguments that convinced me to go to Red Robin even though I swore I would never return to one.

The menu at Nightwing is grittier and darker. Avoid Jason Todd Robin at all costs.

  • Glenn Fleishman:
    Every meal comes with darkness and pain. Tip are a mandatory finger broken.

On the bright side, at Batmenu the service is excellent, because the waitstaff is all scared for their lives.

  • Glenn Fleishman:
    “I’m Batmanuel, your waiter.”

Tip him, or you’ll Tick him off.

  • Glenn Fleishman:
    The good part is that all the food is American made.

After three weeks of training, you’re promoted to ninja waiter.

Also, when you need more utensils, you can just yell “Spoon!”

  • Glenn Fleishman:
    The plates can be dropped at will on the floor, as they’re nigh invulnerable to breakage.

Super magnetism?

  • Jeff Carlson:
    I can’t believe someone signed off on it.

Considering the number of panels where we are staring at a woman’s breasts — all of them — this doesn’t surprise me at all.

  • Geoff Duncan:
    Perhaps it’s a (ahem) tiny bit of payback for decades of brokeback poses on comic book covers…

Instapaper feature req: “At the rate you’re adding new articles to read later, you will not finish until 12/31/50 (rounded from infinity).”

I, for one, am thrilled to see the return of the 1940s S logo.

  • Andrew:
    Man, that All Star Superman quote gave me shivers.

which was the All Star quote? Never finished that series.

  • The Boston Globe:
    COmmish: “They are literally going over the crime scene with a fine tooth comb. It is not a rush to any particular end.””

“: COmmish: “They are literally going over the crime scene with a fine tooth comb.”” // Literally?

  • The Boston Globe:
    Commish: on security planning for Marathon: “It requires we don’t turn these events into a police state.”

“: Due to the events at the Boston Marathon, we are postponing tomorrow’s National Call Day on gun violence prevention.” // Irony

  • Darby Lines:
    The media has forgot the 1st rule. “Terrorism” is brown foreigners, Honkeys commit “random acts” Too early to say.

. And remember, white people like Timothy McVeigh are criminals, not terrorists.