• Glenn Fleishman:
  The children made logical arguments that convinced me to go to Red Robin even though I swore I would never return to one.

@GlennF The menu at Nightwing is grittier and darker. Avoid Jason Todd Robin at all costs.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten Every meal comes with darkness and pain. Tip are a mandatory finger broken.

@GlennF On the bright side, at Batmenu the service is excellent, because the waitstaff is all scared for their lives.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten “I’m Batmanuel, your waiter.”

@GlennF Tip him, or you’ll Tick him off.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten The good part is that all the food is American made.

@GlennF After three weeks of training, you’re promoted to ninja waiter.

@GlennF Also, when you need more utensils, you can just yell “Spoon!”

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten The plates can be dropped at will on the floor, as they’re nigh invulnerable to breakage.