MT “@brianfelsen: O’Reilly ends TOC conference. I loved it” // Crap, was looking forward to the next NYC edition.

• Melody Kramer:
  Permanent tattoo. Sorry. “@Robynkramer7: @mkramer I hope it’s the temporary kind that come in cracker jacks boxes :) xo”

• Melody Kramer:
  .@robynkramer7 You’ll never see it. You’ll never know it exists. Forget I even mentioned it, Mom.

@mkramer @robynkramer7 You seem to misunderstand the tattoo-like permanence and regret of saying some things in front of Moms.

“@drshow: Mon. at 10/9c: How the fracking debate is plays at the grassroots level ” // Read fracking as adj., not n.

• Jamie Kilstein:
  Is it weird that for a non violent hippy type nothing makes me want to be violent more than hippies? #eatingatyogaplace

@jamiekilstein Natural predator response to incautious prey.

• Lex Friedman:
  I’m drinking the first energy drink of my life. A free sample of Celsius cola. I’m 82 percent certain that it will kill me.

@lexfri Tried my first 5-Hour Energy after a Macworld Expo giveaway. Now I carry them around. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!

@erika_owens Philly is excellent training for Italy; learned enough hand gestures (even non-obscene) that I got along fine there.

@erika_owens I appear to be an idiot—can find volunteer and mailing list links for #TCamp13, but not registration.

• erika owens:
  @jeffporten hmm, it’s possible online reg is closed, but I saw a tweet saying there will be limited in-person #Tcamp13 reg tomorrow.

@erika_owens If you’re a Grand High Poobah, please forward me along for one of those spots. Will be @ Happy Hour tonight.

• erika owens:
  @jeffporten oh, yup, the original eventbrite has details: I’ll be around in the morning.

@erika_owens Ugh, the *morning* of registration? That’s verging into the main reason I’m self-employed….

@erika_owens Thanks for the link, though; I’ll nose around and see if I can buttonhole someone today.

@lexfri That’s how my Address Book looks re “Friedmans”; cousins, colleagues, Penn people.

• Keith Stattenfield:
  Apparently I missed my 24th anniversary of working here at Apple 2 weeks ago. Next year I get my 5th sabbatical!Oh. Not since 1997?Darn.

@stattenf On the bright side, in 2 years you can celebrate your 2nd Apple Bar Mitzvah.

• erika owens:
  @jeffporten the notes you requested and video if you want to see me glare at people, apparently:

@erika_owens Thanks for including the download link. My mifi is on a diet.

• Darth Vader:
  If you can’t afford the iPhone 5, may the 4S be with you.

• Janice Ryan:
  Me trying to take it easy: 4500 steps and 8 flights of stairs on the Fitbit so far today.

@jackattacked Reading your tweet burned 15 sympathy calories.

• Jesse Spector:
  Time to head back to NYC. It’s DC for me tomorrow. Massachusetts, I’ll see you again real soon.

@jessespector in DC tomorrow. Buzz me if you’re free

• Jesse Spector:
  @jeffporten It’ll just be train down, work, train home.

@jessespector well, buzz me when Amtrak inevitably delays you for 3 hours. :-P

• Peter Cohen:
  I need a good kugel recipe. Anyone got one they want to share?

• Darby Lines:
  @flargh First you’re going to need one of these: http://www.comforthouse.com/sup.html 

• Peter Cohen:
  @Angry_Drunk Doing kegels while making kugel. It could be a new exercise trend.

@flargh @angry_drunk be very careful re noodle kegels.

• Peter Cohen:
  @jeffporten @angry_drunk yeah, the raisins cause trouble.

@flargh @angry_drunk “How long did you bake your kugel?” “It wasn’t *baked*, exactly….”

Need a haircut. My shadow looks like an exploding dandelion.

• Janice Ryan:
  @jeffporten if exploding dandelions wore hats, right?

@jackattacked currently bare headed, have to go shopping. Well, bareheaded like a dandelion, that is.

• Peter Cohen:
  I have never uploaded a picture to Instagram but I have close to 400 followers. Why?

• Andrew Laurence:
  @flargh perhaps your reputation for hermaphrodite midget porn?Oh wait, that’s @bynkii. Never mind.

• Peter Cohen:
  @atlauren That’s right. For me, it’s bestial crossdressing scheisse porn.

OmniFocus note: block @flargh‘s tweets before coffee. (OmniFocus: you’ve made that note 8 times.)

• Melody Kramer:
  I’m sitting in a room that has 40 or so black latex gloves hanging from the ceiling.

@mkramer that is surprisingly creepy.

• Serenity Caldwell:
  (I got bangs for the first time ever. It is SUPER WEIRD. But kind of fun. We’ll see if my hair cooperates after today.)

• Kirk McElhearn:
  @settern And I’ve learned that over here they call that a “fringe.” (Here is the UK now.)

@mcelhearn @settern those Brits have a different word for every type of bang.

• Kirk McElhearn:
  @jeffporten @settern Yep, even the shaggy kind. It’s an interesting experience in this alternate language universe.

• NRA Tips:
  NRA Convention is this weekend. #NRAConventionPanels: “Duck Hunting with Military Grade Assault Rifles.”

• Wil Wheaton:
  Waiting for a sandwich at the deli. The oldies radio station is playing Prince. The. Oldies. Station. Is. Playing. Prince.

“@wilw: The oldies radio station is playing Prince. The. Oldies. Station. Is. Playing. Prince.” // Worse still, now he’s the Regent.