• Peter Cohen:
  I have never uploaded a picture to Instagram but I have close to 400 followers. Why?

• Andrew Laurence:
  @flargh perhaps your reputation for hermaphrodite midget porn?Oh wait, that’s @bynkii. Never mind.

• Peter Cohen:
  @atlauren That’s right. For me, it’s bestial crossdressing scheisse porn.

OmniFocus note: block @flargh‘s tweets before coffee. (OmniFocus: you’ve made that note 8 times.)