@brianfelsen I’ve been trying to get press credentials for SXSW for years. Drop me a line if you know someone.
@brianfelsen Do you have a conference on your schedule that replaces Tools of Change?
@GlennF Step 1: Found Amazon. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT!
@kvanh I’d consider it more likely that he’s resigning to take over for Bradley Manning.
@GlennF That’s not politics, that’s our belief that if you do it to make money, it’s allowed. Gitmo is only exception.
@shelbyfero if your pants are making an effort to get into your pants, that can be uncomfortable.
@inkedmn if you’re using a fishing hook, you’re doing it wrong.
@tpryan is that in your house? Impressive setup.
@tpryan mistook your msg
@jcenters @joekissell Shake and Shit was also the original, rejected name for Jack in the Box.
“@TheFranklin: Ben Franklin memorial….getting some special “treatment” later this morning.” // A 30 foot marble statue of a French whore?
“@TheFranklin: Ben Franklin memorial….getting some special “treatment” later this morning.” // A 30 foot marble statue of a French whore?
So, KA: did the final scene of Sunday’s Breaking Bad remind you of anything?
@dmoren @PhilipMichaels And yet, you hired @lexfri despite his plans for global domination. Ever test if his hair is real?
@slutz protect yourself with transparent aluminum, then pelt him with dodecahedral dice and whale blubber.
@GlennF you’ve never been in a situation where you had to fear the police? Try protesting sometime.
@verso I prefer, “That’s so fucking obvious, only Troi would need to say it out loud.”
@geoffduncan That’s what I’m shooting for — “He MUST be smart, he’s always saying the dumbest things.”
@jessespector This tweet belongs outside a store on Eighth and Sansom.
@mkramer Have a few questions, which I’ll divert to email.
@foresmac Whack them with a hammer a few times, and bingo, 17″ MacBook Air.