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Wow, Sean, a guy who writes books should know that “promote” means the exact opposite of that Philly.com on Twitter

I was unaware the Darwin Award had a training program ‘Flat-Earther’ launches himself into the air in a homemade rocket

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This is both amazing and somewhat terrifying

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JDate sues YouTube for stealing their motto YouTube to ‘Frustrate and Seduce’ You Into Paying for Music

It’s now official, the word terrorism means nothing
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This is a truly excellent taxonomy. The difference between a snafu, a shitshow, and a clusterfuck

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This had enough coffee-spitting moments that I’ve bookmarked the series for later.

“PAW Patrol takes place in a (Canadian) town called Adventure Bay that apparently has no functional fire department, police department, or local contractors. So whenever someone has a problem, they have to go crawling to a volunteer squad of seven puppies. This is what libertarianism looks like, people.” Why Your Children’s Television Program Sucks: PAW Patrol

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Tip for anyone who has never read the Kirby originals: stock up on acid for maximum enjoyment Ava DuVernay To Direct Jack Kirby Comic Creation ‘The New Gods’ For Warner Bros, DC

I’m sure this will please all small-government Republicans who want to cut spending. Philly ADAs Must Now Explain Cost of Prison Time in Court

Christian marriage activists claim this destroys the sanctity of all marriages where the bride wasn’t poisoned Bride temporarily blinded by bouquet of poisonous flowers gets wedding do-over

FDA unveils plan to make cigarettes five times more deadly, expensive, and profitable.

Sorry, I don’t buy the cited research that smokers won’t increase intake. That’s the exact opposite of real world experience (across the board, not mine) switching from smokes to e-cigs. My hypothesis: *tapering* nicotine over time would work. Suddenly crashing nicotine to 20%, to please the zealots, will be a bonanza for cigarette companies, more injurious, and additionally the most harmful (financially and otherwise) to the most addicted. FDA begins push to cut addictive nicotine in cigarettes

Scientists discover that 320,000 years ago, axe manufacturers were already making their stone models not work as well to force customers to buy the latest obsidian in Jet Black. Earliest Homo sapiens exhibited unexpected sophistication

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