Android just autocorrected “Porten” to “kitten”. I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Author Archives: Jeff Porten
- Glenn Fleishman:
It is absolutely not true that I have a collection of over 10,000 preserved snowflakes, all different. It’s far fewer than 10,000.
However, it is true that @glennf has a macro to tweet “you are a precious unique snowflake” to his entire collection.
- Kirk McElhearn:
@jeffporten @glennf Does each snowflake have its own Twitter account?
- Rich Siegel:
o rite Mac OS 9 doesn’t HAVE “Console.app”.
@siegel Step 1: install Amiga emulator.
- erika owens:
My very proto documentation on journalism hack days, includes links to great reportbacks, guides, tips. #tcamp13
@erika_owens curious about your using GitHub to host this. Blog post sometime?
- erika owens:
@jeffporten hmm…sure. It was mostly to aid in collaboration and to worry less about formatting, ha.
@erika_owens Right, I just haven’t seen GitHub used for text collaboration before. Adv/disadvantages over wiki/GDocs?
@erika_owens I know some writers who use SVN for personal version tracking, but otherwise haven’t heard much about check-in for non-coding.
- erika owens:
@jeffporten got the nudge from @veltman‘s kick ass learning lunches on github https://github.com/veltman/learninglunches …
@erika_owens Thanks, *another* thing you’ve put on my to-look-at to do list. You’re running the risk of becoming your own category.
- Noah Veltman:
@erika_owens @jeffporten I chose github for a few reasons: 1. easy for others to contribute in a structured way (contra Google Docs)
- Noah Veltman:
@erika_owens @jeffporten 2. Limits of Markdown force me to focus on content and not nitpick the presentation
- Noah Veltman:
@erika_owens @jeffporten 3. it’s good general practice for Git workflow and Markdown syntax
- erika owens:
@veltman @jeffporten Grateful you lead the way. Worrying about formatting drives me nuts and git time is quality time.
@erika_owens @veltman Nearly all my writing starts in Markdown these days. Agreed that formatting is generally a waste of time.
@erika_owens @veltman still wrapping my head around using Git as a collaborative documentation space.
- Glenn Fleishman:
Mathematical cow says µ
@GlennF Your twitter privileges have been revoked for a 15 minute time-out.
- John Scalzi:
It’s Cinco de Mayo, so naturally I am having an Italian sausage hoagie for lunch.
@scalzi I think you may have been infected on your last book tour to Philly.
- John Scalzi:
@jeffporten it’s entirely possible.
@scalzi Advanced symptoms include a craving for Cheez Whiz.
- Melody Kramer:
Things I am going to do this summer: write, swim, relax, bike, hike, not worry about fall, obtain a roofdeck, cook, read, turn 29.
@mkramer I suggest “buy really really big backpack” prior to “obtain a roofdeck.”
- Jesse Spector:
The guy shaving in the Penn Station men’s room… I have so many questions that I don’t know how to ask.
@jessespector done similar stuff. It’s “oh, shit, I’ve been traveling for two weeks and forgot I have to look respectable in an hour.”
- Jesse Spector:
@jeffporten But the Penn Station men’s room?
@jessespector ever try to shave on a bus?
- Jesse Spector:
@jeffporten Heavens, no.
@jessespector well, there you go. If the choices are Penn Station or bleeding out, might do the same thing. (Or not shave.)
- Jesse Spector:
@jeffporten I’ll take not shave and spend as little time in a place that smells like that as possible.
@jessespector The trick is to jam as much shaving cream up your nostrils as possible.
Hey, #OmniFocus experts—looking for an Android inbox that’s easy to sweep into OF later. Ideas? Captures URLs and short tasks.
- Karen Lopez:
APOD: 2013 May 5 – A Supercell Thunderstorm Cloud Over Montana http://zite.to/17F0nTs < Wow.
Macworld reviews Prizmo 2
OCR software that recognizes text from iPhone photos. Sounds interesting to me, especially if it works with a panoramic photostitched iPhone 5 pic. But at $50, it’s too pricey for a “buy it in case I need it” purchase; would definitely reconsider at a lower price point, or if it shows up in a future bundle.
Also wondering, for occasional OCR needs, whether Evernote wouldn’t fit the bill. Haven’t played with that feature enough.
Macworld Review: Get scanner-like features for any camera with Prizmo 2
Existence proof #4,387 that the universe is weird
Never mind that a “time crystal” sounds like what happens if you crash a TARDIS into the Enterprise engine room. This theory about atomic perpetual motion machines is still melting my brain.
[T]ime crystals derive their movement not from stored energy but from a break in the symmetry of time, enabling a special form of perpetual motion. [Physicists] plan to build a time crystal, not in the hope that this perpetuum mobile will generate an endless supply of energy (as inventors have striven in vain to do for more than a thousand years) but that it will yield a better theory of time itself.
- Julian Sanchez:
I refuse to believe that even Zach Snyder could fuck up a Superman story THIS badly. http://io9.com/the-man-of-steel-rumor-that-would-change-superman-for-t-487577190 …
@normative Kind of used to having my movies and comic books living in different continuities.
Dc Lofty
Just bought a $600 phone. More excited than I should be that it has an FM radio.
- Glenn Fleishman:
If god didn’t want fluoridation, she wouldn’t have made it naturally occurring, too.
@GlennF Oddly, you can say the same thing about nuclear reactors. https://www.google.com/search?q=natural+nuclear+reactor …
- Peter Cohen:
Kentucky Derby protip: If your mint julep contains anything besides bourbon, mint leaf, sugar and water, it’s not a mint julep.
@flargh Also, should be mixed by a cantankerous old man exclaiming, “I’m a doctor, not a bartender.”
- Glenn Fleishman:
Everything I am working on professionally right now is awesome. Thank you, collaborators and editors.
@GlennF I feel the need to pitch you something boring to be contrarian.
Guy on the Metro has a tablespoon in his breast pocket. This is a new one to me.
- Jon Seff:
@jeffporten It’s for Absinthe, clearly.
- rik panganiban:
@jeffporten Is he “The Tick” in disguise? SPOON!
@rikomatic Probably more qualified to be an Arthur.
Wow. @jonseff wins for creative uses of spoons.
HTC One seems to have impressive uptake. Heading to get mine (on TMo $100 trade offer); have seen 2 in the wild today.