• Jesse Spector:
  The guy shaving in the Penn Station men’s room… I have so many questions that I don’t know how to ask.

@jessespector done similar stuff. It’s “oh, shit, I’ve been traveling for two weeks and forgot I have to look respectable in an hour.”

• Jesse Spector:
  @jeffporten But the Penn Station men’s room?

@jessespector ever try to shave on a bus?

• Jesse Spector:
  @jeffporten Heavens, no.

@jessespector well, there you go. If the choices are Penn Station or bleeding out, might do the same thing. (Or not shave.)

• Jesse Spector:
  @jeffporten I’ll take not shave and spend as little time in a place that smells like that as possible.

@jessespector The trick is to jam as much shaving cream up your nostrils as possible.