“Also, since a strong law of gravity is a major issue in plane crashes, we call for a reduction to 0.5g and temporary cessations to make moving easier.”

What really chaps my ass is the introductory, “we have no evidence that encryption had anyfuckingthing to do with Orlando, but we’re still going to bring it up to scare you shitless and shut down your critical thinking.”

A Bipartisan Call for Serious Consideration of Potential Solutions to the Encryption Challenge