Attention neo-Nazis: while *I’m* Jewish, somewhere around 90% of people with the surname “Porten” are Scandinavian and damn near your Aryan ideal. I look forward to the sound of your head exploding.

And if that doesn’t do it, just consider how easy it would be for *us* to use this as an organizing tool and more effectively subvert your lives from within. Thanks for pointing out other members of my tribe, it’s a big help. Southern Poverty Law Center