• Justine Larbalestier:
  So, those of you have been USians longer than me, it’s traditional to curse England today, right? And burn red coats? Sounds like fun!

@JustineLavaworm If you live north of @scalzi, invade Canada, just a little.

• Justine Larbalestier:
  Didn’t Canada win the one war with the USA? RT @jeffporten: If you live north of @scalzi, invade Canada, just a little.

• John Scalzi:
  @JustineLavaworm IT WAS A DRAW #NotDefensiveAtAll @jeffporten

@JustineLavaworm @scalzi Er, depends on who’s counting. They burned down DC, but then went home to be polite and practice curling.

• Tristan Salazar:
  @scalzi @JustineLavaworm @jeffporten We won ONE battle, and that was technically after the war was over. They burnt down the White House!

That’s traditional every day. Like hamburgers. @JustineLavaworm: So it’s also a 4th of July tradition to rewrite history? Good to know.

@trslzr @scalzi @JustineLavaworm Burning down the White House not as big a deal when you’ve got enslaved construction labor. Happy Fourth!

PSA for the Fourth: Three Dead Trolls, The War of 1812 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4 ? @trslzr @scalzi @JustineLavaworm