• Jim Dalrymple:
  @ScreamingMasses @JonyFuckingIve @GadgetGav @marcoarment LOL

• not Jony Fucking Ive:
  Keep laughing @jdalrymple & I’ll add a fucking beard proximity sensor to the iPhone & disable use@ScreamingMasses @GadgetGav @marcoarment

.@JonyFuckingIve Beard detection subverted. It’s iOS 7, @jdalrymple can see that shit from clear across the room even after 3 Heinekens.

• Jim Dalrymple:
  @jeffporten @JonyFuckingIve HAHAHA

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten @JonyFuckingIve @jdalrymple After a case of Heineken, he sees two of them.