• Josh Centers:
  Thanks to @hotdogsladies, whenever I send someone personal info, I can’t help but add (Don’t be creepy).

@jcenters I’m 43 and single. I feel like “don’t be creepy” is a flashing neon sign over half the things I do and say.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten That’s a common problem. I’d get a shirt that says,” Totally not a perv.”

@jcenters That T-shirt would be a self-unfulfilling prophecy on more levels than I care to count.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten OK, what if we add this to the back: “Unless that’s your thing. ;-)”

@jcenters Just reading that tweet increased my odds of permanent celibacy by 8.4%.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten Whatever you do, don’t click any of @jeffcarlson‘s Twitter links today.

@jcenters @jeffcarlson Why, what have I been missing?

• Jeff Carlson:
  @jeffporten @jcenters Nudity! With Glass. Which was Josh’s idea in the first place.

@jeffcarlson @jcenters It figures that the first nude picture to land on my laptop in years is of a guy. Thanks loads, Carlson.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffcarlson @jeffporten Just to clarify, the Glass was my idea, not the nudity.

• Jeff Carlson:
  @jcenters @jeffporten Until next week.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffcarlson @jeffporten I’ll wear a shirt in case of video meetings. I’ll just have to remember not to stand up.