• Dan Moren:
  I will not eat all the cookies in the house. I will not eat all the cookies in the house. I will not eat all the cookies in the … damn it.

• Serenity Caldwell:
  @dmoren And me eating half a pint of ice cream. We’re a good team.

@settern @dmoren If there were ever a week when you two were allowed to splurge on comfort food…