- Glenn Fleishman:
@chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins 2,000 subscriptions, and you get to kill the others.
- Josh Centers:
@GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Do authors who’ve had multiple articles published get more chances at being killed?
- Josh Centers:
@GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Because if so, @lexfri is in a boat of trouble.
@jcenters @glennf @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Chance of death reduced 2% per child, so @lexfri is immune until 2018.
- Josh Centers:
@chrishiggins @jeffcarlson @GlennF Hmm.
- Glenn Fleishman:
@jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins I am keeping myself off Jeopardy by selling The Magazine subscriptions
- Jeff Carlson:
@GlennF @jcenters @chrishiggins Can I also sell The Magazine subscriptions? Do I need to go door-to-door?
@jeffcarlson @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins I earned a 3-speed bike and a baseball with door-to-door sales of The Magazine, Grit version.
- Jeff Carlson:
@jeffporten @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins I jumped the gun and earned a restraining order and a punch in the eye. Future of media my ass.
- Glenn Fleishman:
@jeffcarlson @jeffporten @jcenters @chrishiggins For every 1,000 The Magazine subscriptions you sell, you live another month.
@jeffcarlson @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins Was that the prize BB gun you jumped?
- chuq von rospach:
@jeffporten @jeffcarlson @GlennF @jcenters @chrishiggins you’ll shoot your eye out!
- Josh Centers:
@GlennF @jeffcarlson @jeffporten @chrishiggins If you’re a good enough salesman, immortality is within reach.
- Josh Centers:
@jeffporten @GlennF @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins @lexfri Ah, the ol’ Catholic Clause.
- Lex Friedman:
@jcenters @jeffporten @GlennF @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins I am the world’s worst catholic.
- Glenn Fleishman:
@lexfri @jcenters @jeffporten @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins That’s why Lex is Ireland. He’s getting converted from Jew-C to C.C.
- Chris Higgins:
@lexfri @jcenters @jeffporten @glennf @chuq @jeffcarlson Not as bad as the guy who didn’t sell his quota.
- Josh Centers:
@GlennF @lexfri @jeffporten @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins In Ireland, they baptize with whiskey.
@GlennF @jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins Founder: Marco Arment. Executive Editor: Glenn Fleishman. Circulation Manager: Jim Jones.
- Jeff Carlson:
@jcenters @GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @chrishiggins @lexfri Little known fact. We’ve been sending assassins after Lex for years. He’s too good
@jeffcarlson @jcenters @glennf @chuq @chrishiggins @lexfri “There are very few tall Jews in the world. Would be a shame to ruin this one.”