• Glenn Fleishman:
  @chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins 2,000 subscriptions, and you get to kill the others.

• Josh Centers:
  @GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Do authors who’ve had multiple articles published get more chances at being killed?

• Josh Centers:
  @GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Because if so, @lexfri is in a boat of trouble.

@jcenters @glennf @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins Chance of death reduced 2% per child, so @lexfri is immune until 2018.

• Josh Centers:
  @chrishiggins @jeffcarlson @GlennF Hmm.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins I am keeping myself off Jeopardy by selling The Magazine subscriptions

• Jeff Carlson:
  @GlennF @jcenters @chrishiggins Can I also sell The Magazine subscriptions? Do I need to go door-to-door?

@jeffcarlson @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins I earned a 3-speed bike and a baseball with door-to-door sales of The Magazine, Grit version.

• Jeff Carlson:
  @jeffporten @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins I jumped the gun and earned a restraining order and a punch in the eye. Future of media my ass.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffcarlson @jeffporten @jcenters @chrishiggins For every 1,000 The Magazine subscriptions you sell, you live another month.

@jeffcarlson @glennf @jcenters @chrishiggins Was that the prize BB gun you jumped?

• chuq von rospach:
  @jeffporten @jeffcarlson @GlennF @jcenters @chrishiggins you’ll shoot your eye out!

• Josh Centers:
  @GlennF @jeffcarlson @jeffporten @chrishiggins If you’re a good enough salesman, immortality is within reach.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten @GlennF @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins @lexfri Ah, the ol’ Catholic Clause.

• Lex Friedman:
  @jcenters @jeffporten @GlennF @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins I am the world’s worst catholic.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @lexfri @jcenters @jeffporten @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins That’s why Lex is Ireland. He’s getting converted from Jew-C to C.C.

• Chris Higgins:
  @lexfri @jcenters @jeffporten @glennf @chuq @jeffcarlson Not as bad as the guy who didn’t sell his quota.

• Josh Centers:
  @GlennF @lexfri @jeffporten @chuq @jeffcarlson @chrishiggins In Ireland, they baptize with whiskey.

@GlennF @jeffcarlson @jcenters @chrishiggins Founder: Marco Arment. Executive Editor: Glenn Fleishman. Circulation Manager: Jim Jones.

• Jeff Carlson:
  @jcenters @GlennF @chuq @jeffporten @chrishiggins @lexfri Little known fact. We’ve been sending assassins after Lex for years. He’s too good

@jeffcarlson @jcenters @glennf @chuq @chrishiggins @lexfri “There are very few tall Jews in the world. Would be a shame to ruin this one.”