• Glenn Fleishman:
  Brain Quest quiz, present from grandparents: “Which are reindeers? Dasher, Dancer, Pancake, and Comet.” Children laughed for 10 minutes.

• Chris Higgins:
  @GlennF I could’ve sworn one reindeer was named Comcast.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @chrishiggins Comcast and Blixxxen.

• Josh Centers:
  @GlennF @chrishiggins Comcast and Bitcoin.

@jcenters @glennf @chrishiggins Bitcoin was put on rest leave after she flew from LA to NYC in 3 minutes, then took 8 days for Chicago.

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten @GlennF @chrishiggins Later to be traded for FedEx heroin.

@jcenters @glennf @chrishiggins Santa stopped doing business with FedEx after the Great Elf Shipwreck Disaster of 1997.