• hodgman:
  Should I buy Jay-Z’s share of the Nets? I’m serious.

“@hodgman: Should I buy Jay-Z’s share of the Nets? I’m serious.” // @jessespector sounds like a fun story to write.

• Jesse Spector:
  @jeffporten It’s interesting, but I don’t know what I would write!

@jessespector get the man on the phone, and I suspect the hook becomes obvious after a few minutes.