• Glenn Fleishman:
  I’ll take “the Penis Mightier” for $800, Trebek.

@GlennF Damn, you should have tried that on the actual show, just to see the reaction.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten Oh, they have heard every variation. They warn you about being too cute.

@GlennF That inspires an SNL metajoke about Trebek deliberately nailing a contestant to the wall. “It was to-MAY-to. You said to-MAH-to.”

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten I mispronounced Keynes and I write for the Economist. And Alex corrected me. And I knew how to say his name correctly. =

@GlennF Finally, an explanation for why they make you use your initials. :-)