• Glenn Fleishman:
  Had a terrible idea today for parents. Get tattoos on your body marking the height of your children as they age.

@GlennF Well, it’s a better idea than attempting to tattoo the children.

• Seth Trueger:
  @jeffporten @GlennF if you tattoo the children, you only have to do it once

@MDaware @glennf Yes, but you have to tattoo on the mathematical tangent with the top of their heads. I think that’s impossible.