Uli Kusterer @uliwitness:
Season 1 of NCIS has J. J. Abrams-level atrocious German in one episode. Why can no US TV show actually get someone who knows German?

@uliwitness Wait, German is a real language? I thought it was just a weird mashup of Yiddish and bratwurst. Like Klingon and raktigino.

Uli Kusterer @uliwitness:
@jeffporten We just invented the Bielefeld conspiracy to detract from the fact all of it doesn’t exist. Gee, thanks for blowing our cover!