Shawn King @ShawnKing:
Know-It-All Guy at the party just said, “In Arizona, it’s illegal to *NOT* pick up a hitchhiker…” He’s SO full of shit, isn’t he?

@ShawnKing there are states with laws saying you have to rescue someone stranded in dangerous heat. Might be referring to that.

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
@jeffporten Seriously? Sounds like serial killer heaven… :(

@ShawnKing if you’re in the desert without water, you’re better off getting a lift from the Son of Sam.

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
@jeffporten No – if you’re dumb enough to be in the desert without water, Darwin takes over…