Lex Friedman @lexfri:
The smell of singed hair
My arm now has a smooth patch
Chanukah haiku

Philip Michaels @PhilipMichaels:
@lexfri Unintentional burns suffered by the Maccabees are an oft untold part of the Hanukkah story.

@PhilipMichaels @lexfri Some of them grew eight arms, as told in the hit musical, “Spider-Maccabee: Turn Off the Dark (With A Menorah)”.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten @PhilipMichaels @lexfri Hanukah translates as “depilatory.”