Lex Friedman @lexfri:
The smell of singed hair
My arm now has a smooth patch
Chanukah haiku

@lexfri Menorahs designed
For seven year olds to light,
You Jewish doofus.

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@jeffporten we had 18 candles burning!

@lexfri Lex Friedman’s abode:
Two open flames too many
For Molly Ringwald.