Jim Dalrymple @jdalrymple:
@viticci I can’t lie. Except for about speeding.

Federico Viticci @viticci:
@jdalrymple Haha, the sad part is, I actually told my doctor that once.

Jim Dalrymple @jdalrymple:
@viticci People think I’m homeless, they’d never believe I’m a big deal on anything.

Philip Michaels @PhilipMichaels:
@jdalrymple @viticci People are so ignorant. Every schoolboy knows the Canadian government guarantees every citizen a furnished igloo.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@PhilipMichaels iGloo? Is that the new Apple television set? Why do Canadians get it first?

@GlennF @philipmichaels iGloo is the code name for the iBooks Author rev that will automatically write Horse Ebooks.