John Scalzi @scalzi:
The can was closed. Because: Look on wife’s face if I had to explain spilling soda on the stairs. IT STILL COUNTS.

@scalzi You wouldn’t have this problem if you had switched to Crystal Pepsi.

John Scalzi @scalzi:
@jeffporten I would have other problems then, like being trapped in 1993.

@scalzi 1993. Those were good times. We had hair, for instance.