Tim Schafer @TimOfLegend:
TSA agent just told me how to get to the Cinnabon without going back through airport security. Thank you, Patriot Act!

@TimOfLegend @nyetoon TSA has determined that people in sugar comas are of no danger to anyone.

Tim Schafer @TimOfLegend:
@jeffporten @nyetoon They must not have heard of the Twinkie Defense!