Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I once got a fortune cookie message that read, “Everything you do is completely appropriate.” Has guided my life since.

@GlennF Wait. Does that mean you’re perfect, or that the world redefines itself around your actions?

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten What’s the difference?

@GlennF If all of space and time is about to warp to make short Jewish balding geeky writers the pinnacle of society, I could use a heads-up