Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
Papa John’s, Applebee’s & Denny’s. I’ve been boycotting them over their crappy food for years.

@Angry_Drunk Clearly you don’t get drunk nearly often enough.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@jeffporten Slander! I get drunk plenty. Papa John’s is ass and IHOP is closer than Denny’s or Crapplebee’s.

@Angry_Drunk I still posit that if you’re sober enough to care, you’re not reaching maximal drunken efficiency.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@jeffporten I’m never too drunk to remember that Papa John’s is ass.

@Angry_Drunk And that’s a sorry waste of your priapic limbic system.