Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
I want one of these http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/copper-tools-long-handle-auva-garden-spade/ … mainly to bludgeon anyone who would buy one of these.

@Angry_Drunk You say that as if you have a very restrictive list of whom you’d like to bludgeon.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@jeffporten Well obviously I would reserve that weapon for special occasions.

@Angry_Drunk The blood spatter on the artisinal copper does capture the moonlight in a lovely way.

Peter Cohen @flargh:
@jeffporten @Angry_Drunk “Artisinal Copper” is the name of my Police hipster cover band.