Jeff Carlson @jeffcarlson:
Okay brain, here’s the deal: we finish this article, and then we get to have sushi for lunch. Deal?

@jeffcarlson You might be misunderstanding: brain food is not actually applied directly to the brain.

Jeff Carlson @jeffcarlson:
@jeffporten That would explain my recurring case of Wasabi-ear.

@jeffcarlson Would also explain random strangers approaching you on Shinkansen to lick you.