(inspired by an offhand tweet by Lex Friedman)

I can’t seem to follow actual facts.
An Android touchpad will allow more hacks.
But an iPad might be what I require:
Multitouching just like Steve desires.

iPad killer, people say.
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tap better.
None none none none, none none none today.

You download an ebook, you can’t even finish it.
You’re talking a lot, but your Skype app isn’t running.
When I have nothing to say, the camera’s gone.
Buy something once, why buy it again?

iPad killer, people say.
Fla fla fla fla, fla fla fla fla fla Flash hater.
None none none none, none none none today.

This line’s in French, even though
GPads ship with Esperanto.
Can’t settle for an iPad when
Klingon’s an add-on in Cyanogen… hooray!
Ghuy’ cha’, ghuy’ cha’, ghuy’ cha’, ghuy’ cha’, ghuy’ cha’, ghuy’ cha’.
I’m insane because I can’t decide
Which fictional device to buy.

iPad killer, people say.
Ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma ma March waiter.
None none none none, none none none today.