If you want to find out what the conspiracy theorists are thinking about, I happened upon a great method of monitoring them all:
Put the word conspiracy in the name of your website.
So, without further ado, a list of search terms including the word “conspiracy” that landed people here in 2007. Entries in bold showed up, like, a bazillion times. Note: don’t ask me what the hell most of these are about, I’m stumped. Triscuits?
- 2 pac
- 2001
- -911 movies conspiracy foil hands from floor
- airplane liquid
- american healthcare
- americorps
- americorps funding
- amtrak
- anti smoking
- at&t motorola
- atf documentary
- babar the elephant
- blood donation
- bluetooth
- brac
- casino
- cell phone companies
- cell phone evdo
- cingular
- computer servers
- d minus
- desert storm
- diet
- do not call list
- dow
- dow jones
- employment
- enfant
- fastest computer on earth
- free agent
- clark gable
- google earth
- groh
- gulf war
- health care conspiracy revealed october 6 2007 (this search was in September, so presumably it was done by a conspiracy member)
- hershey’s
- hitler
- internet
- iphone
- iphone 6pm friday timing
- ipod
- i see blue dots
- isight camera
- jesus
- no jewish conspiracy
- jewish fossil
- jews
- henry kissinger
- lincoln penny
- mac 2007
- magnesium
- magnum opus
- mccain
- scott mcclellan
- medical
- messiah college
- microsoft jim gray
- military
- musharraf
- mutilated cows
- muzak
- noaa
- nsa
- poker
- poker machine
- poverty
- powerball
- radio ipod podcasts
- red and blue
- red hair people
- theodore roosevelt
- the royalty of presidency
- donald rumsfeld
- russian
- saic
- sistine
- skype
- smoking
- superman jewish
- thailand
- theft
- time-machine
- triscuit
- videos that can be embedded
- virtual case file vcf
- war of the worlds
- weather forecast
- john williams
I’m thinking that searches such as “triscut conspiracy” might be for the purpose of Googlewhacking? Kind of a poor one, however; I don’t think proper nouns are supposed to be used in a Googlewhack.
At least, I *hope* that’s what the purpose was. Now I’m going to be eying my Triscut’s warily…
I don’t know folks, I think this is clearly a case of one person Googling around about that famous triscuit conspiracy. Remember the one where Babar the Elephant (who worked for Hershey’s at the time), Clark Gable (who worked for Dow Jones), Jesus (who was attending Messiah College) and Hitler (who had just invaded Thailand) used airplane liquid, a Lincoln penny and an iPhone to implicate Henry Kissinger (who was simultaneously consulting for Cingular and AT&T Motorola), McCain (who was working with the NSA), Scott McClellan (speaking on behalf of several cell phone companies), President Musharraf, Theodore Roosevelt, and Donald Rumsfeld (all of whom had ties to the military) in a plot to use the fastest computer on earth to funnel americorps funding into a secret account, from which they funded their poker and powerball habits while convincing John Williams to write muzak about red hair people who use a jewish fossil to cook up a health care conspiracy revealed october 6, 2007? The whole thing went down in the last car of an Amtrak train on its way to an American healthcare convention, while a desert storm veteran who got a d minus in history served triscuits and mutilated cows to a group of medical russians while they used a time-machine to alter the weather forecast in War of the Worlds by hooking a Mac 2007 iPod up to the Internet to send pictures of them all smoking in clear view of an anti smoking sign using an isight camera.
I’m surprised you didn’t hear about it. It was in all the papers…
Oh, dear Christ. My Google hits for 2008 will be off the charts, thanks to you, Mr. Greenberg.