Pennsylvania requires people who eBay stuff they don’t own to get a state auctioneer’s license, demonstrating once again that they will be dragged kicking and screaming out of the 19th century.

New media douchebags explained. Extremely funny and surprisingly safe for work, provided reading this sentence out loud is safe where you work.

Thanks to Making Light: Jon’s Singer’s turkey algorithm is, “for a turkey of greater than ten pounds, the roasting time should be equal to 1.65 times the natural log of the weight of the bird in pounds, cooked at 325 F.” I’m amused to see a natural logarithm being used for anything. I also think this is the first time I’ve used the two words I always mistype, logarithm and algorithm, together in a paragraph.

Check out the most viewed articles at Conservapedia. Man, some folks need a hobby.