If you think about this, the Machiavellian genius on display here is astounding. Jenny McKeel reports on Wired News: “[D]eceptive doughnut entrepreneurs are serving jail time for misleading the pastry-loving public with their “low-fat” advertising claims…. Another doughnut duper, Vernon Patterson, is in jail for misbranding day-old baked goods as low-fat, low-calorie Danishes.”

It tastes bad, so it must be healthy!